The PlayStation console you never played... PSX

[diamond]

I'd soooo want one, just to record my folk's novelas and sneak in a quick game or two 
Read about this failed system that did much worse than PSP GO! Only in Japan 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSX_(DVR)

[Dick]

Wow, that actually looks pretty damn slick.

[Joey_Redd]

sony has a way of designing shit to look much cooler, but too late.

[Tweeg]

Pity, would've made an even nicer looking Dreamcast stand than the PS2 did.

Do you, Tivo, take this PS2 to have and to hold for as long as you both shall live? *beep*
Do you PS2 take this Tivo to have and to hold for as long as you both shall live? *beep*
I now pronounce you, uhm, device and device. You may now interface.

Nine months later...
Congratulations, it's a PSX!